guys, if you wanna make a girl happy, call her a “pretty lady.”
omg please keep sending me bad jokes it makes me so happy ily
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
*drinking age is 21 in the us*
SICK OF THE SYSTEM
DONT WANNA HEAR IT
do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
Luke: If you had to pick 2 people out of the band, who would have chest hair?
Michael: Obviously Calum
"i don’t like garlic bread"
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.