don't worry about what doesn't worry about you.
alex-and-audi:

Please baby?¿

alex-and-audi:

Please baby?¿

spoken-not-written:

guys, if you wanna make a girl happy, call her a “pretty lady.”

what do you call a sad butt? a bummer.

katelouisepowell:

omg please keep sending me bad jokes it makes me so happy ily

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

5sostrum:

*drinking age is 21 in the us*

SICK OF THE SYSTEM

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DONT WANNA HEAR IT

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shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

touchmecake:

Luke: If you had to pick 2 people out of the band, who would have chest hair?

Michael: Obviously Calum

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okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

lisabunnies:

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

lisabunnies:

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.